Those little guys sure bring out the best in Randie, don’t they? Love how the one in the green hat turned to face her in the last panel. This should be interesting.
Good thing Spill’s not a guy. It’d be just like a guy to start making “special” gnomes to further freak Randie out. (Gnome with scary face pointing finger. Gnome holding a stained axe behind his back. Gnome holding a tablet with Randie’s address on it. Gnome with recorder inside so he can occassionaly clear his throat.)
That quiet murmuring in the background is the gnomes snickering at Randie’s feeble scare attempt.
They know that she never bothered to have her hammer appropriately blessed by a Tibetan monk of Norwegian descent registered as a card carrying Shaman master of elemental manipulation.
Ever see the later images of the slasher toy, Chuckie? He is all hacked up but remains very much alive. Well, as alive as a possessed homicidal maniac doll can be in a fantasy thriller movie series. Randie may put cracks in those gnomes, but they wont break, they’ll just get MAD.
Squid… I think Randie respects Spill’s need to make some cash money.
EofO… Yah… I think it’s kinda like Nightmare on Elm Street…. you’re the terrified victim in the beginning… and then you find your strength late in the film or in the sequel. I only saw the first one… I’m not sure why it was I watched it.
Pete…. YOU ARE A STINKER! Coal for you! And lots of it!
Dada… YOU explain it to her then!
stick… yes, quiet murmuring/whispering/planning…
… no shaman types in Randie’s circles, I’m afraid. And I didn’t see the Chuckie films… maniac dolls scare me. Remember MAGIC? Dummy Dolls kill!
— written by Lee Hayes and Pete Seeger
— performed by The Weavers; Peter, Paul and Mary; countless youth groups.
— modified by me for Randie’s sake.
If I had a hammer
I’d hammer in the morning
I’d hammer in the evening
All over this land
I’d hammer out danger
I’d hammer out a warning
I’d hammer out every last accursed freaking gnome
All over this land
oh, she has a hammer
and ain’t afraid to use it…
If she smashes the gnomes, then there wont be any meyhem. And spill wont have anything to sell.
Those little guys sure bring out the best in Randie, don’t they? Love how the one in the green hat turned to face her in the last panel. This should be interesting.
Good thing Spill’s not a guy. It’d be just like a guy to start making “special” gnomes to further freak Randie out. (Gnome with scary face pointing finger. Gnome holding a stained axe behind his back. Gnome holding a tablet with Randie’s address on it. Gnome with recorder inside so he can occassionaly clear his throat.)
Ain’t I a stinker?
Play it safe and smash them now. Spill will understand.
That quiet murmuring in the background is the gnomes snickering at Randie’s feeble scare attempt.
They know that she never bothered to have her hammer appropriately blessed by a Tibetan monk of Norwegian descent registered as a card carrying Shaman master of elemental manipulation.
Ever see the later images of the slasher toy, Chuckie? He is all hacked up but remains very much alive. Well, as alive as a possessed homicidal maniac doll can be in a fantasy thriller movie series. Randie may put cracks in those gnomes, but they wont break, they’ll just get MAD.
Uh… They’ll first get mad, and then they’ll get EVEN with added interest.
Firedome… oh, she’s not afraid to use it!
Squid… I think Randie respects Spill’s need to make some cash money.
EofO… Yah… I think it’s kinda like Nightmare on Elm Street…. you’re the terrified victim in the beginning… and then you find your strength late in the film or in the sequel. I only saw the first one… I’m not sure why it was I watched it.
Pete…. YOU ARE A STINKER! Coal for you! And lots of it!
Dada… YOU explain it to her then!
stick… yes, quiet murmuring/whispering/planning…
… no shaman types in Randie’s circles, I’m afraid. And I didn’t see the Chuckie films… maniac dolls scare me. Remember MAGIC? Dummy Dolls kill!
Hmm.
If I Had A Hammer (The Hammer Song)
— written by Lee Hayes and Pete Seeger
— performed by The Weavers; Peter, Paul and Mary; countless youth groups.
— modified by me for Randie’s sake.
If I had a hammer
I’d hammer in the morning
I’d hammer in the evening
All over this land
I’d hammer out danger
I’d hammer out a warning
I’d hammer out every last accursed freaking gnome
All over this land
Gnomes just wanna have fu-un.
It’d be just like a guy to start making “special” gnomes to further freak Randie out.
Like people changing their avatars to gnomes?
stick: that’s sort of the direction i was heading with my comment at the top…
stick… hammers are our friends… very clever. You may have noticed at The Cartoonery Christmas Party…. I had one at the ready.
EofO… and they do!
Yat (love the avatar!)… yah… You’d like to freak our poor pal out, wouldn’t ya?
firedome… I got it… smartie.
brig… Yes, that hammer was pointed out to me. Funny that you had a gnome on display. That and no Randie sightings.