When we first decided to get a dog, she had some scratches near her eye for a while after she tried to make friends with our cat. Our incredibly elderly, completely toothless, crippled in one leg cat.
Don’t mess with cats, even if they look physically incapable of harming a fly.
Twinkie uses the standard but highly effective defense of “innocent by reason of cathood” that all cats use. After all, your conscience can’t bother you if you don’t have one…
brig…
A road trip (recalls many movies based on this theme) would certainly be an adventure with many possibilities. Can Randie swing matching vacaction times from both her employers, or would such be soley a Ryan outing. Ha, cats don’t tend to travel well. I can imagine the mayhem should a shanghaied Twinkie break free of his brig…er…box and rein havoc while in transit. Who knows, Ryan and a freed Twinkie could even become road chums (recalls many other movies based on a buddy theme).
When we first decided to get a dog, she had some scratches near her eye for a while after she tried to make friends with our cat. Our incredibly elderly, completely toothless, crippled in one leg cat.
Don’t mess with cats, even if they look physically incapable of harming a fly.
Mister “I’m innocent, even if you can prove I’m guilty.” Twinkie.
Kick out the jams, Art-O’_Rama Momma! You are welcome and thank-you for the post card!
Twinkie uses the standard but highly effective defense of “innocent by reason of cathood” that all cats use. After all, your conscience can’t bother you if you don’t have one…
I think what Rye needs is a crossbow and some tranquilizer, then he can box up Twinkie and send him to his owners in Portland.
Dave… You know then… Cats are controlled beasts.
Joe… You understand as well. And yer welcome.
Pete…. Ha! That’s a good line of defense. I can see the jury now nodding their heads.
Mast… yah… certainly a road trip with Ryan & Sister Bernie Hotwheels up to Portlandia… cat in tow, would be excellent!
No claws Twink! Busted! Gotta learn to fish with paws only, ninja speed!
Good thing cat tongues don’t leave scars.
But, what’s Twinkie to do, he doesn’t have access to sardine cans.
Dave…
This video is for you…the dog does get the cat’s pillow, eventually…sooooo funny…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg84YepCIOY
brig…
A road trip (recalls many movies based on this theme) would certainly be an adventure with many possibilities. Can Randie swing matching vacaction times from both her employers, or would such be soley a Ryan outing. Ha, cats don’t tend to travel well. I can imagine the mayhem should a shanghaied Twinkie break free of his brig…er…box and rein havoc while in transit. Who knows, Ryan and a freed Twinkie could even become road chums (recalls many other movies based on a buddy theme).
Stick: I think the toy was actually the dog’s to begin with. But I was rooting for the cat (Little chit dogs annoy me). Cat had some good moves!
Time off would take some doing… but maybe she could get Mouse to fill in for her?
I imagine Ryan saying “Twinkie” in much the same voice Jerry Seinfeld says “Newman!”
Twinkie is truly the Newman of Squid Row.
Ha! Yah! Exactly! Hell-oh ….Twinkie.
KILL
THE
CAT!
Does anyone remember the Far Side cartoon about the legless cat and the piranha in the glassbowl?
Methinks it’s time Twinkie paid the price for fish-harassing!
Irish: Hello to you! … and Twinkie is a little turd, ain’t he? (funny side note: as I write this, I have two cats in my lap… just a’purrin’ away!)
Dada… Ha! Yah! I remember! Dagnabbit… that Far Side was funny stuff!