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Okay, everybodys… sing together “Spam, spam, spam, spam…”
You know it’s a SWANKY tiki joint, if they are serious about the Spam. Mmmmm, Spam.
Okay, everybodys… sing together “Spam, spam, spam, spam…”
You know it’s a SWANKY tiki joint, if they are serious about the Spam. Mmmmm, Spam.
Spam, as in spiced ham, is cheap, versatile and salty…great bar chow.
Slice it, stamp it into shapes with assorted cookie cutters, grill it and you can have pretty much every holiday covered. Plus, the grilling aroma wafting through the place will just get more folks ordering it up and washing it down.
They can even use it for competitive eating challenges. Take maybe three pounds of the stuff…coat it in 5-alarm satanic hellfire hot sauce…load it into a large sub sandwich roll…add 3 sides of fries (regular, curly spicey, and sweet potato)…and a milkshake…set a time limit and let the challengers step up and sign the legal stupidity waivers. Eat, drink and hold it down within an alotted time and you’re a hero, get a t-shirt and/or photo on a wall of fame, and eat for free. Fail and the increased weight in your gut will offset the lost weight in your wallet.
Didn’t even have to read your note, Brig, as soon as she started listing off the dishes I heard in my head the Vikings singing “spam spam spam spam!”
::winces::
Thanks for that … now *I* need a drink.
Love the detail on the bottles!
“Next time, try the Lutefisk.”
But do they have lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam?
Ya can’t have Egg, Bacon Spam & Sausage without the Spam!
baked beans are off!
Shh, dear, don’t make a fuss. I’ll have your spam. I love it!
It’s true… If you love to eat SPAM and drink punch, then Hawaii is the place for you!
I got the McDonald’s breakfast over there a couple times just because of how different it tasted from the mainland equivalent. Scrambles eggs, rice and Portuguese sausage. (They like their food SPICY in Hawaii, which was fine by me.)