Sometimes it’s not worth having nice things. Having a really nifty car means you have to worry about someone “thefting” it or scratching it. A lot of energy goes into maintaining said nifty car… because you have to take care of it… washing… waxing… regular engine maintaining.

Randie, furniture-sitting for Ryan, would have to worry about not getting paint on the furniture… That’d ruin the whole thing for me. I guess if it REALLY bothered him, he’s do the Public Storage thing.