Flat Out
AIL here. This is based on real life here. My house got gnomed a few month’s back…they were “left” in my yard… I do believe they’ve been talking with one another… planning stuff.
… flat tires are the work of gnomes.
AIL here. This is based on real life here. My house got gnomed a few month’s back…they were “left” in my yard… I do believe they’ve been talking with one another… planning stuff.
… flat tires are the work of gnomes.
Randie should invest in a can of fix-a-flat, you just screw the can onto the air valve and it not only refills the tire, but it seals the flat long enough for you to get a new tire if it’s due to a puncture, and it pretty much just cures slow leaks.
Answer’s simple. You stand in front of the gnome, holding a hammer in one hand while tapping it in the other, and say clearly “every time I get a flat, you get flatter. Capice?”
Problems should cease quickly, one way or the other. Either because the gnome wises up, or flattens out and can’t move anymore. 😀
We’ve a little gnome in the front yard, tucked in between two of the roots of our massive tree. “Algernon”, as my wife has named him, even has a solar powered lawn light to keep him company at night.
We’ve suffered no ill effects from his presence, but then we have a very watchful dachshund who ensures our safety.
Pash…. yes, Randie OUGHT to do that… but will she? She’ll think about it… and then put it off.
G.Wolf… I think Randie would prefer to say “A flattened gnome is a good gnome.”
Pete… Ah, see! You have an attack wiener dog….they’re just the right size for fighting off gnomes. Well done. We have named one of the more “upright gnomes” in our yard, Later Hozen ( based on the funny- laderhosen: “how you say good bye to your Hozen.” If you watch Drew Carey’s “Whose Line in Vegas” you might get it.
What the FUH?!
Dada… yes, Randie’s mouth should be washed out with soap!
Beware the gnomenklatura. They are those who have the power.