Coffee census: Does anyone drink that many coffees in a day? I have cut it down to one cup of half-caff in the morning (granted it’s a large mug) and sometimes a decaf in the afternoon before 3 (lest I not sleep well). I know, I know… I’m a wimp. But I don’t drink enough water… I think my kidneys are shriveled and useless by now. Viva la cafe.