After I had signed up to get the braces, and to my horror… there was a list of forbidden fruits given to me. They give this to me AFTER my name was on the dotted line and we were moving along.

I expected a list with the candies… sticky caramelly and hard candy-type stuff that will pull all the hardware out of alignment… that was to be expected. But also on said list was bagels, chips (as in chips and salsa!), popcorn and nuts. Wha? Why must you torture me, Doc?