He’ll be transported locked up in a mini jail. The blonde warden will then have the spikey-haired guard take him out on a leash for a leg stretch and potty break from time to time (Portland will likely be a long journey in the bug). And after the leg stretch, back to the cell.
I suppose it could be worse. He could be strapped onto a backboard and transported around with a facemask, ala Hannibal Lector in Silence of the Lambs.
Oh who knows? He may earn street cred from his fellow hoodlums.
With a cat carrier, aka. cage, inside the bug, will there still be enough space for Randall’s 50,000 art supplies and hip wardrobe? Hmm, what to do?
Well there was a news story of a guy named Mitt Romney hauling his family dog in a dog carrier, aka. cage, strapped to the roof of his SUV during a family trip.
Ha ha! You guys crack me up! Yes, Hannibal-style cat toting would be a good idea for sure! Mitt Romney-style, although a bit cruel, would work… but the UPS way may inspire escape… cue the “Great Escape” music.
Cage … and an air gun with tranq darts, taser (as backup), net made of high-tensile strength wire … it *is* Twinkie we’re talking about here.
But what of Twinkie’s dignity?
He’ll be transported locked up in a mini jail. The blonde warden will then have the spikey-haired guard take him out on a leash for a leg stretch and potty break from time to time (Portland will likely be a long journey in the bug). And after the leg stretch, back to the cell.
I suppose it could be worse. He could be strapped onto a backboard and transported around with a facemask, ala Hannibal Lector in Silence of the Lambs.
Oh who knows? He may earn street cred from his fellow hoodlums.
With a cat carrier, aka. cage, inside the bug, will there still be enough space for Randall’s 50,000 art supplies and hip wardrobe? Hmm, what to do?
Well there was a news story of a guy named Mitt Romney hauling his family dog in a dog carrier, aka. cage, strapped to the roof of his SUV during a family trip.
A rabid animal like Twink needs the SPCA to transport him ala Hannibal Lecter, strapped to a stretcher.
Twinkie is best transported in a reinforced box that’s been addressed to Abu Dabi. (One of the few truly funny Garfield strips.)
Where is Gene Roddenberry when we need him?
Ha ha! You guys crack me up! Yes, Hannibal-style cat toting would be a good idea for sure! Mitt Romney-style, although a bit cruel, would work… but the UPS way may inspire escape… cue the “Great Escape” music.