Waltzing with Vincent Price
Well, our house was a little haunted last night… there were snacks, spooks and spirits…
I found a marvelous drink recipe I must share with you all… It is my new favorite cocktail… I had, oh, four-ish … and felt just dandy this morning. Really. 
I hope the hunky history professor turns out to be an expert in evil garden gnome control. Perhaps the solution is to surround her apartment with pink flamingos.
Loran… Hello! And Ha! Pink Flamingos… well, I am not sure that Oliver Moxley is aware of the dangers of having gnomes around… but he will find out, I am sure.