Popn Tarts Copy
I don’t know what it is, but I have been absolutely taken by the thoughts of donuts and pop tarts. Why the need to consume sugary morning breakfast desserts, I dunno. I don’t normally eat these things… and perhaps a once in a while treat will make it go away…. or not….
I did eat a Voodoo donut when last in Portland, 8 months ago … and I couldn’t tell you that last time I had a Pop Tart…. sigh. Be Strong Brig.
A-hah! Math-o-phobia. The curse of all artsy types.
Just remember the Five P Principle — Prior Planning Prevents Poor Performance!
Just as well Randie didn’t try to figure out that math problem. The words “If an artist…” turns the math problem into one of the highest order of difficulty, and requires extensive working knowledge of imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, and of course, advanced chaos theory. “If an artist…” math word problems are even more complicated than “If a blond…” math word problems.
You’ll be happy to hear, however, that while Randie is a blond as well as an artist, only the “Artist” difficulty level applies to her, that status having far outstripped her “blond” status. In fact, any attempts to solve math problems that involve a “blond artist” defies all known accepted laws of reality. Though he won’t admit it openly, world-renown physicist Stephen Hawking frequently has nightmares about the alternate realities that spring to life whenever an attempt is made to solve for BOTH “blond” and “artist”.
Strange fact: In Japan, Pop Tarts are not available in stores. Not even the import ones! I had to get my family to mail me care packages. Of course, they were sugary gold for all the ex-pats… š