Don’t forget silicone sealer. Smear it on, and nothing leaks. Providing of course, that the surface is not wet. In that case, smear it on, and duct tape it down.
With so much black mold growing inside such beaten relic, there’s no way a landlord would be able to afford a fix, leaving a city with condemning and bulldozing. Hope it doesn’t go up in flames. It wouldn’t be the first unmanageable real estate problem to do so. Meanwhile Randy and Ryan aren’t looking so good, and hospitals plus doctors are insanely crazy expensive for those without insurance. Best bet is to admit defeat and beat a hasty retreat, but to where?
Well, you can take care of a good bit of that with a spray bottle and white vinegar. Then paint whatever is left with a vinegar-Borax paste. In a case this bad, it won’t fix it, but it’ll slow it down a lot. Especially because the mold is so much inside of stuff. If it was just the stuff on the wall in the room, that would be the end of it.
Ritzy poor people? Dada… Don’t make me feel guilty about being JUST UNDER the poverty line! Do you use NEW Scotch tape? or recycled? … you know the stuff you peel very slowly off gift wrap and packages…
Meem… ah, but Randie is sub-subletting…. unless Durke in Canadia wants to deal with it…. SOL.
Lee… You’ve done this before.
Stick… It’s a tear down… nobody WANTS to deal with it and pay out… it’s like having your nails done right before you go bowling.
JZ (Welcome!) … Borax paste? Vinegar? These sound way less toxic… and perhaps wouldn’t ruin your clothes should you spill… Vinegar… I will try that on the lovely mold I have at home. I’d rather smell vinegar than bleach!
Randie! You stuck your head in there after you’ve already been sickened by the mold spores! Whattsamatterwichew?
I recommend black bags with duct tape on top of another layer of black bags with duct tape. Follow that up with a really big piece of sheetrock painted with mold-killing paint. It won’t look so great, but it’ll keep the critters at bay. After all that,do the white vinegar daily and the bleach once a week…and start checking Craigslist.
E/O… Ha. Randie’s kinda like those folks in the horror slasher movies that go, “…did you hear those hacking and weezing sounds (in the dark woods, down in the basement, up in the creepy attic, in the buiding next door, in that pitch black corn field, etc.)? I’m going to walk over there right now and find out what made them. Oh darn, my flashlight doesn’t work. Hmm, that could be a bad omen. No matter, I’m going anyways, because it’s killing me not to know.”
Uh, trashbags over their heads and drums of hand sanitizer to wash in?
I’m at Philcon this weekend, (http://philcon.org) If you find yourself in the Philadalphia area, head on over and stop buy my table in the Dealers Room. You’ll be rewarded by seeing some ACTUAL SQUID ROW merchandise!
Get the SQUID out!!
(That didn’t sound as neat as it did in my head a few minutes ago…)
Duct tape? That’s for RITZY poor people! I’m down to using scotch tape to fix the holes in my wall.
How I wish I was joking…
Yup, that’s way beyond a wall patch. Definitely a superfund cleanup crew.
I believe there are renter’s laws that would protect them and force the landlord to pay to clean it up?
Don’t forget silicone sealer. Smear it on, and nothing leaks. Providing of course, that the surface is not wet. In that case, smear it on, and duct tape it down.
With so much black mold growing inside such beaten relic, there’s no way a landlord would be able to afford a fix, leaving a city with condemning and bulldozing. Hope it doesn’t go up in flames. It wouldn’t be the first unmanageable real estate problem to do so. Meanwhile Randy and Ryan aren’t looking so good, and hospitals plus doctors are insanely crazy expensive for those without insurance. Best bet is to admit defeat and beat a hasty retreat, but to where?
Well, you can take care of a good bit of that with a spray bottle and white vinegar. Then paint whatever is left with a vinegar-Borax paste. In a case this bad, it won’t fix it, but it’ll slow it down a lot. Especially because the mold is so much inside of stuff. If it was just the stuff on the wall in the room, that would be the end of it.
Ritzy poor people? Dada… Don’t make me feel guilty about being JUST UNDER the poverty line! Do you use NEW Scotch tape? or recycled? … you know the stuff you peel very slowly off gift wrap and packages…
Meem… ah, but Randie is sub-subletting…. unless Durke in Canadia wants to deal with it…. SOL.
Lee… You’ve done this before.
Stick… It’s a tear down… nobody WANTS to deal with it and pay out… it’s like having your nails done right before you go bowling.
JZ (Welcome!) … Borax paste? Vinegar? These sound way less toxic… and perhaps wouldn’t ruin your clothes should you spill… Vinegar… I will try that on the lovely mold I have at home. I’d rather smell vinegar than bleach!
Randie! You stuck your head in there after you’ve already been sickened by the mold spores! Whattsamatterwichew?
I recommend black bags with duct tape on top of another layer of black bags with duct tape. Follow that up with a really big piece of sheetrock painted with mold-killing paint. It won’t look so great, but it’ll keep the critters at bay. After all that,do the white vinegar daily and the bleach once a week…and start checking Craigslist.
EofO… yah… Randie doesn’t think straight sometimes! You’ll like the next couple strips.
E/O… Ha. Randie’s kinda like those folks in the horror slasher movies that go, “…did you hear those hacking and weezing sounds (in the dark woods, down in the basement, up in the creepy attic, in the buiding next door, in that pitch black corn field, etc.)? I’m going to walk over there right now and find out what made them. Oh darn, my flashlight doesn’t work. Hmm, that could be a bad omen. No matter, I’m going anyways, because it’s killing me not to know.”
Uh, trashbags over their heads and drums of hand sanitizer to wash in?
HEY, SQUIDDIES!
I’m at Philcon this weekend, (http://philcon.org) If you find yourself in the Philadalphia area, head on over and stop buy my table in the Dealers Room. You’ll be rewarded by seeing some ACTUAL SQUID ROW merchandise!
Get the SQUID out!!
(That didn’t sound as neat as it did in my head a few minutes ago…)
Stick… yah, “this is a stupid idea” never enters their minds in slasher films.
Pete… Have fun “Phil’n” it… All yous out there out in Philly… get squiddy! … and buy Pete’s books, too! Smiles!