Pizza Help
Don’t get me wrong… I love me some healthy pizza. I like goat cheese and fresh veggie toppings and I probably would like a whole wheat crust. Randie eats pizza the way I wish I could eat pizza. Massive amounts of cheese and meat toppings… too salty for my tastes… but I love sausage… and chicken… RATS… now I want pizza.
I’ve never understood the urge some people have to do this. In my mind, if you’re going to eat healthy, eat healthy! And if you’re going to eat junk food, enjoy your junk food! Trying to disguise one as the other is just silly.
Rats? On pizza?
Freeeeeeeeeeeak.
“I’ll have a Meat-Adorer’s pizza, please. Extra pepperoni and sausage.”
“Want any vegetables with that?”
“Ummm… yeah. Toss on some jalapeño peppers.”
(That was weird… this posted first on yesterday’s comic somehow. Must have been my using the fancy ‘en-ya’ character.)
Dave… Uh… did I say rats? Um… I meant “Darn”… hee hehe. A rat pizza might be right up Twinkie’s alley…
Pete… mmm jalapeno peppers.
Dani… if I could just get past the guilt! Darn that Catholic upbringing!
I have to agree with Kai. I’m a very picky eater and wish lots o’ cheese an’ meat upon my pizza.
ANCHOVIES – no one around here offers them. The las place dropped them about 4 years ago. For several years before that they’d only had them available on large and extra-large counter orders.
You talk about salty! Anchovies isn’t on my list of toppings I enjoy on pizza. Randie, on the other hand…
Help us move, he says?
Extra anchovies, she says? Bob’s very life may swing on a future slice of fish-deprived pizza.
Personally, I love the gourmet veggies (mmm, artichoke hearts, lots of ’em) from Papa Murph’s with pink sauce (they mix their white gourmet ranch-dressing sauce with red marinara) and pineapple. Family size for the price of a medium with constantly incoming coupons. yum. yum. bargain.
I actually got weaned off pepperoni after helping move a friend. The bottom of the pepperoni pie box was a pool of grease, while the veggie had hardly a smidge, probably from the cheese.
Hope Rye remembers to keep the beers hidden til after the move or his stuff wont be budging.
argh. I tried to just bold “us” and then unbold. Not sure about these cut and paste font tags.