Not My Gnome
The trouble with Garden Gnomes… is that they can turn on you. Slave labor often will often do that. I suggest leaving out a plate of cookies every now and then.
The trouble with Garden Gnomes… is that they can turn on you. Slave labor often will often do that. I suggest leaving out a plate of cookies every now and then.
Sorry about the late posts, everybody. The site been error-prone lately… the toons keep missing their scheduling for some strange reason… I blame the gnomes.
Oh no…maybe it’s the Underpants Gnomes from ‘South Park’!
“Gotta go to work, work all night, stealing underpants, hey!”
DADA… See! They can’t be trusted!
Don’t blink. Don’t even blink. Blink, and you’re dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don’t turn your back, don’t look away, and DON’T. BLINK.
Good luck.
Of course Randie likes Rye’s new place, it’s a literal blank canvas offering many decorating (painting) opportunities.
Hmm, a garden gnome. Randie runs from them, and her plants die, coincidence or correlation?
That gnome actually reminds me of those from the Sims game. You’d carve and paint up a bunch’a the little guys on your workbench for cash or put them outside to help your plants stay alive, or something like that.
Dave… NOT blinking! not, ooop… I blinked!
stick… I don’t think Ryan is up to having his walls decorated… maybe a canvas or two to hang ON the walls. He did buy a few of Randie’s paintings a while back.
Ha…. gnome lawn services… or servicERs….
keep clam, don’t blink, and dont stair directly at them or you cou… wait are those those PHD Spacetime stone angels. Keep clam and carry on, not the referance your looking for.
Walter… keep calm and carry protection!