Good thing Brig and I live on opposite sides of the country, otherwise I’d be pounding on her door, armed with a box of chocolate-sprinkle-covered donuts, trying to get her to slip a Mickey in Max’s beverage…
Why go through the hassle of finding illegal drugs to spike Max’s drink when a well-timed “stumble” into a fast moving bus would make a more… complete solution.
I think Twinkie may be useful soon, since he has that very cat-like quality of finding those who don’t want him near, and enjoying their company. Hard to make a poster when there’s a Twinkie in the room.
Meghan: This is a comic strip – of course invisible rat traps exist! And if you can’t see ’em, you know they’re doing their job (joke ruthlessly stolen from Terry Pratchett).
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Good thing Brig and I live on opposite sides of the country, otherwise I’d be pounding on her door, armed with a box of chocolate-sprinkle-covered donuts, trying to get her to slip a Mickey in Max’s beverage…
Why go through the hassle of finding illegal drugs to spike Max’s drink when a well-timed “stumble” into a fast moving bus would make a more… complete solution.
BWA-HA-HA-HA!!
Who says the drugs have to be illegal? Just trying to keep him asleep long enough to prevent him from sending in his entry, not kill him…
I dunno… I don’t want him dead, just out of the picture for a while… (art pun not intended)
Guh! He’s back! Randie needs to invest in invisible rat traps directly outside her door! (The fact they don’t exist is unimportant!)
But then again, if Max goes to Paris he might get out of her hair permanently…Catch-22!
I think Twinkie may be useful soon, since he has that very cat-like quality of finding those who don’t want him near, and enjoying their company. Hard to make a poster when there’s a Twinkie in the room.
Meghan: This is a comic strip – of course invisible rat traps exist! And if you can’t see ’em, you know they’re doing their job (joke ruthlessly stolen from Terry Pratchett).
RANDIE…..SMASH!!!!