Joseph…. No doubt. They are not to be trusted, I tell ya!
A. Rat…
Tis true for sure that gnomes they roam, cause grief ‘n woe, ‘n strife.
Beware I say with great concern… They sometimes hold a knife.
When standing in the the grass of yard or out on patio way,
They Watch and plan your very demise all throughout the day.
Yay for rhyming Brig! That was a nice one.
However, now I feel an urge to buy a garden gnome with an evil expression, holding an oversized knife, for my front porch. Next year, I’d put a scared-looking jack-o-lantern next to it, with little spatters of pumpkin-glop all around.
He’s probably out driving nails in your tires again. Quick, catch him red-handed!
Gnomes roam, so far from home,
to spike bikes, where e’re they like.
Joseph…. No doubt. They are not to be trusted, I tell ya!
A. Rat…
Tis true for sure that gnomes they roam, cause grief ‘n woe, ‘n strife.
Beware I say with great concern… They sometimes hold a knife.
When standing in the the grass of yard or out on patio way,
They Watch and plan your very demise all throughout the day.
Yay for rhyming Brig! That was a nice one.
However, now I feel an urge to buy a garden gnome with an evil expression, holding an oversized knife, for my front porch. Next year, I’d put a scared-looking jack-o-lantern next to it, with little spatters of pumpkin-glop all around.