Drinking Elf
Not advocating drinking to deal with those holiday blues, people, okay?
It’ll be a fine day, though, when Mouse can stand up for himself. Clocking Grace & her pals would definitely get him some coal this year… but it’d be worth it!
Not advocating drinking to deal with those holiday blues, people, okay?
It’ll be a fine day, though, when Mouse can stand up for himself. Clocking Grace & her pals would definitely get him some coal this year… but it’d be worth it!
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
not a creature was stirring, not even a Mouse.
Deck the halls with boughs of Gracy. Fa La La La La, La La La La!
(continuing Joe’s song…)
Get her transferred out to Macy’s! Fa la la la la, fa la la la…
Don we now our boxing gloves. Fa la la. Fa la la, la la la!
You should start a Christmas Fund Drive, Brig!
For every dollar donated to the Grace Stocking Fund Drive, one piece of coal will be added to Grace’s Christmas stocking, with the appropriate results being viewed in a Squid Row comic shortly after Christmas. All proceeds will be donated to a charity that you, Brig, have selected. (Perhaps a food program, toys for tots, or similar related holiday effort.)
That way, not only will some worthy program get a little boost in money, Grace will get what she deserves as well.
Pete
Joe: Thanks for a tricky line 3, there 😛
But, nonetheless:
Punches, kicks and sneaky shoves… Fa la la la la, fa la la laaaaa… ♫
To the tune of “The First Nowell”:
Randie’s last Noël was a regular treat:
Such an extravaganza! With four types of meat!
Randie rubbed at her eyes as she rose from her bed:
It was all just a dream in her feverish head!
Chorus (1):
Nowell, nowell, oh well, oh well
Randie’s gone hungry – like every Nowell…
“Hey baby, this Christmas elf’s got a PRESENT for you!”
He might be drunk enough to use that line (hey, what women would say no to an elf?).
What clever songsters you all are! But Macy’s wouldn’t have Grace… the only place I could see her working is at Hot Topic… the cheery death store at the mall.
Pete: You have a good idear there… Last weekend at the Cartoonery Christmas Party, Harold put out his coffee can for the Salvation Army. He was able to donate a nice sum to those fine folks who help others in need. (There’s a picture over on the Squid Row Comics Facebook Page). Coal for Grace seems much too kind… she deserves the sack, not a sock!
Comeuppance, yes; the sack, no.
Catol probably isn’t capable of firing anyone.
You got that right, Beetle. Carol isn’t much of a manager-person, is she?
For the record, I would say no to an elf… along those lines, has anyone listened to David Sedaris’ account of working as a Macy’s elf? Rather funny.