The military spends over a million each on cruise missiles that can hit the target with the same accuracy that seagulls have mastered for millions of years.
And for the record, the first nitrate explosives were made from seagull poop, discovered by the French after a ship full of what was supposed to be ‘fertilizer’ exploded with kiloton force. So be glad the poop is wet, or it might blow your arm off!
When the GULL has a better handle (or wing) on your romantic situation, Mouse, it’s time to wake up and get moving forward! (And a little to one-side to avoid future gull greetings.) 😀
Come on, Mouse, that’s a sign of good luck in many cultures!
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Good thing he wasn’t catching snowflakes on his tongue.
That was a warning shot. Be thankful it didn’t hit your skin.
The military spends over a million each on cruise missiles that can hit the target with the same accuracy that seagulls have mastered for millions of years.
And for the record, the first nitrate explosives were made from seagull poop, discovered by the French after a ship full of what was supposed to be ‘fertilizer’ exploded with kiloton force. So be glad the poop is wet, or it might blow your arm off!
When the GULL has a better handle (or wing) on your romantic situation, Mouse, it’s time to wake up and get moving forward! (And a little to one-side to avoid future gull greetings.) 😀
Trev… I don’t see it as a “blessing” or good luck… but hey…
Hati… Oh dear… has it cleared up?
RN… EWWWW!
Jack… you would know! I was thinking of you when I created this strip!
UB… Really? Wow… and then there’s Legionnaire’s Disease… more EW!
Pete… ha… wing… avoid the gulls… (not girls… but gulls!)