I had responsiblities this morning, but I had the foresight to hook up my bike last night. Drove out to the beach this afternoon, rode up and down the strand, walked in the surf and sipped an iced vanilla latte. Glorious!
This… THIS is the reason a person should always know a good HIT MAN FOR HIRE.
Back when I lived in California in the 80s, there was a rumor going around that a hit man name Artie was available at low rates, depending on if he believed in your cause. It must have been true, because it made it to the newspapers on Artie’s last hit. He’d been hired by a man whose wife had been cheating on him repeatedly, was abusing the kids… not a nice person at all. According to the article, the Artie took on the job for only a dollar. He tracked the woman down in the produce section of a local grocery store and choked her to death. Sadly, there was a witness, so he had to choke the innocent woman to death as well. And, now tragically, a SECOND innocent bystander witnessed THAT killing and was also choked to death. He was able to make loud enough flailing sounds – knocking over things and such – and although he died, others were able to finally capture the hit man.
The heading on the news article, by the way, was: ARTIE CHOKES THREE FOR A DOLLAR.
That’s what friends are for, right?
I had responsiblities this morning, but I had the foresight to hook up my bike last night. Drove out to the beach this afternoon, rode up and down the strand, walked in the surf and sipped an iced vanilla latte. Glorious!
You don’t sound a bit in remorse, Kona… I hope your got your stuff taken care of… eventually. I bet it was gorgeous down there in “Beachland”.
Do you see???
This… THIS is the reason a person should always know a good HIT MAN FOR HIRE.
Back when I lived in California in the 80s, there was a rumor going around that a hit man name Artie was available at low rates, depending on if he believed in your cause. It must have been true, because it made it to the newspapers on Artie’s last hit. He’d been hired by a man whose wife had been cheating on him repeatedly, was abusing the kids… not a nice person at all. According to the article, the Artie took on the job for only a dollar. He tracked the woman down in the produce section of a local grocery store and choked her to death. Sadly, there was a witness, so he had to choke the innocent woman to death as well. And, now tragically, a SECOND innocent bystander witnessed THAT killing and was also choked to death. He was able to make loud enough flailing sounds – knocking over things and such – and although he died, others were able to finally capture the hit man.
The heading on the news article, by the way, was: ARTIE CHOKES THREE FOR A DOLLAR.
*rimshot*