Yat… oh, if it were THAT easy! You don’t have gnomes, do you?
Chug… Randie is putting on her big girl gnome stopping boots… and she’s going after evil!
Joseph (Welcome! Love yer monkey!) You don’t think the gnome did all those things? Certainly a cat would never leave a sparrow at the door… and dogs never go poo in places they shouldn’t … and bike tires never pick up nails!
Pete… ha ha… downsizing… pulverizing… smashifying. Problem is, this gnome might take it as a challenge.
I’m not sure if Randi has thought this matter through. What could be worse than a malevolent garden gnome annoying you? The ghost of a malevolent garden gnome haunting you.
Perhaps Randi should give the gnome to Grace as a Christmas present.
This is going to be like the printer scene from The Office, innit?
Er, Office _Space_.
Bring the gnome back inside. Problem solved!
Good girl! Don’t give in to the evil gnome!
The gnome is being framed!
Just lay out a sledge hammer near the gnome and make an off-hand comment about hoping you don’t have “downsize” anything.
Mr. McDuff… it very well could be…
Yat… oh, if it were THAT easy! You don’t have gnomes, do you?
Chug… Randie is putting on her big girl gnome stopping boots… and she’s going after evil!
Joseph (Welcome! Love yer monkey!) You don’t think the gnome did all those things? Certainly a cat would never leave a sparrow at the door… and dogs never go poo in places they shouldn’t … and bike tires never pick up nails!
Pete… ha ha… downsizing… pulverizing… smashifying. Problem is, this gnome might take it as a challenge.
As long as it wasn’t gnome poo…
Paint the gnome flesh pink with little hearts on its underwear, with the promise that ceasing gnomish hostilities will result in more suitable garb..?
Dada.. Ewwwwwwwwwwww! Gnome poo? Has anyone ever SEEN gnome poo? What color is it?
A. Rat… that is a most creative solving to said gnome problem. In fact, I am liking ALL the suggestions given towards a gnome solution!
Wood chipper
I’m not sure if Randi has thought this matter through. What could be worse than a malevolent garden gnome annoying you? The ghost of a malevolent garden gnome haunting you.
Perhaps Randi should give the gnome to Grace as a Christmas present.
Z…. And that would do it… Rather efficiently.
M. Lonie…. Ooooo, I bet she had not thought of ghosts of gnomes. But what a great gift idea!
Dada and brig,
I would suspect the color of gnome poo to be Cobalt Blue.