Glue N Crayons
I still have “work dreams” from the last job I had… a manager-type position of an art supply store. I kept keys, I ordered art supplies… and Back-to-School was as big as Christmas…. and there were times when I didn’t order enough of something…. and that, my friends, is art stress.
But usually I just dream about not locking the front door… and customers coming in while I’m trying to count the drawers and close up.
What bothers me is not too long ago I was having a really rough night, and dozed off at work (slow night, and was just for a minute) – and dreamed I was taking a call.
I was at work – dreaming of work, and not even a different job but the one I was doing.
That’s when I knew I needed a vacation – STAT!
Ever been to a Walmart and seen the school supply aisle on an evening after the first day of school? Not a sight for the weak-stomached and faint-hearted…
Does Elmo’s Glue come in furry red bottles?
Funny dream sequence. Starts out normal and quickly becomes strange. Frankly, Randie oughta be blaming Grace for merchandise shortages, she’s the orderer.
Maybe, it’s a good thing that Randie doesn’t do the ordering. If she’ll be dreaming of shortages of stuff that there’s plenty of, and ordering more the next day, that store of hers will be bursting it’s seams.
I’ve seen “glue zombies”” before, but they’re not parents…they’re usually their teenage offspring!
I still jolt up to the morning alarm, yellling “Fries are Up!”
Attack of the “School’s In” Zombies. They’re some of the worst!
Hee heee… Zombies…
Over the weekend I went into my former place of employment… Palace Art in Capitola and I saw some familiar faces, and the store looked great… I miss Palace Art. It’s a great art, gifts, and office supply store… But I don’t miss the crazy Back to School.
Fries are up, ya glue zombies! Why am I at a Walmart? And why is Elmo selling me glue? Excuse me, I have to take this call…. wAKE UP!