Short stature and a beard, a hat that’s kinda weird
It’s everything I feared
Don’t wanna go gnome
Eeeek….
That vacant empty stare, I see them everywhere
How it get over there?
Don’t wanna go gnome
Hammer to the dome…
And I’ve been arming myself against them, you know it’s true.
Hey, why haven’t you?
Have they got you too?
Well I’m not sure that this baseball bat will be enough
Though I’l try to squash ’em flat.
Make the gnome go splat.
But now I’m safe inside
But now I’ve run and hide
Warnings, how I’ve tried.
Don’t wanna go gnome
No, just got to stop gnome…
Mary,
I’m not so sure that’s good advice — you’ve been reminding us for several months now, and the only clear result has been that the posting schedule was cut in half.
Mr. McDuff… Nicely done, my friend! The opening line cracks me up… it cracks me up like a hammer to a dome!
Mary… thanks… votes put me in front of people…
Beetles… OUCH! I know it’s t-in-c… I am glad that you enjoyed your Squid fresh daily… and it was NO easy decision on my part to cut back to 3 times a week…. (and it may not be forever)…BUT I had to try a different way of doing things… turn over a new leaf for Squid Row. Things don’t change if you aren’t willing to try something different. Already, I have a new Squid Book lined up. And that will be coming out this Spring… so already things are looking up! THanks for reading Squid! Please don’t stop!
Dada… OH! Terrifying soundtrack to a enter:gnome-situation.
Hm…… would a hammer really do the trick? I mean, I’d have to have the hammer blessed and a priest on hand to exorcise the bits afterwards to really feel safe. I hate those things too…..
Lady Jenn… I’d not thought of that… get Father Carl to bless that puppy… then bring it down! Brilliant, Jenn!
Eprinc… then you will like the new Squid book… “Down But Not Out on Squid Row” … coming in this May… *PLUG*
OKAY… folks… be sure to check the blog below… as we enter the new MWF format, I will be upping my BLOG postings. So be sure to check out the blog on those “in between days!”
Brig, I love the fact that you’ve been calling me Grammy. That’s what I’m hoping my little dove will start calling me when she’s old enough to talk. For some reason it just gives me a case of the warm fuzzies. 😀
Grammy Pash… Hee hee… I am glad you like that… I personally love the Gram/Grammy title. It will never be used as my own, but I still have one Gram left in the world. I should call her…
With apologies to Michael Bublé…
Short stature and a beard, a hat that’s kinda weird
It’s everything I feared
Don’t wanna go gnome
Eeeek….
That vacant empty stare, I see them everywhere
How it get over there?
Don’t wanna go gnome
Hammer to the dome…
And I’ve been arming myself against them, you know it’s true.
Hey, why haven’t you?
Have they got you too?
Well I’m not sure that this baseball bat will be enough
Though I’l try to squash ’em flat.
Make the gnome go splat.
But now I’m safe inside
But now I’ve run and hide
Warnings, how I’ve tried.
Don’t wanna go gnome
No, just got to stop gnome…
😀
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Mary,
I’m not so sure that’s good advice — you’ve been reminding us for several months now, and the only clear result has been that the posting schedule was cut in half.
Wherever the gnome goes you can hear “Ave Satani” playing…
Mr. McDuff… Nicely done, my friend! The opening line cracks me up… it cracks me up like a hammer to a dome!
Mary… thanks… votes put me in front of people…
Beetles… OUCH! I know it’s t-in-c… I am glad that you enjoyed your Squid fresh daily… and it was NO easy decision on my part to cut back to 3 times a week…. (and it may not be forever)…BUT I had to try a different way of doing things… turn over a new leaf for Squid Row. Things don’t change if you aren’t willing to try something different. Already, I have a new Squid Book lined up. And that will be coming out this Spring… so already things are looking up! THanks for reading Squid! Please don’t stop!
Dada… OH! Terrifying soundtrack to a enter:gnome-situation.
She certainly does have quite a case of gnomeaphobia.
Hm…… would a hammer really do the trick? I mean, I’d have to have the hammer blessed and a priest on hand to exorcise the bits afterwards to really feel safe. I hate those things too…..
The gnome thing never gets old! It would be great if the store started selling white gnomes ready to be painted by their new owners!
Grammy Pash…. wah wha…
Lady Jenn… I’d not thought of that… get Father Carl to bless that puppy… then bring it down! Brilliant, Jenn!
Eprinc… then you will like the new Squid book… “Down But Not Out on Squid Row” … coming in this May… *PLUG*
OKAY… folks… be sure to check the blog below… as we enter the new MWF format, I will be upping my BLOG postings. So be sure to check out the blog on those “in between days!”
Brig, I love the fact that you’ve been calling me Grammy. That’s what I’m hoping my little dove will start calling me when she’s old enough to talk. For some reason it just gives me a case of the warm fuzzies. 😀
Grammy Pash… Hee hee… I am glad you like that… I personally love the Gram/Grammy title. It will never be used as my own, but I still have one Gram left in the world. I should call her…
No! Don’t do it Randie! Haven’t you seen Sorcerer’s Apprentice? You’ll end up with sixty little tiny three inch tall gnomes… and all of them angry!
(Actually… I can see Randie dreaming that….)
The Auld Grump
Grump… THAT would be an awesome dream sequence! I can hear the music now!