As I began to think about nearly getting hit by a MINIVAN… I began to think… I nearly got hit by a… minivan! Uhg… so unsexy.
Speaking of embarrassing ways to go, I had an uncle who killed himself trying to get conkers out of a tree. He threw a metal bar to get them loose and you can probably guess what happened next.
He nearly killed himself the year before by getting into a bath-tub he’d filled with ice cubes and cold water. Not the brightest uncle.
Dave: but definitely the most entertaining?
HEY! As an owner of minivans for nearly 25 years, I protest!
Minivans unsexy?? Think about it. Why do people give up their sexy pickup trucks and sports cars and motorcycles for “unsexy” minivans? I can personally give you five reasons: Adam, Nate, Tim, Sam, and Ben.
Now, I’m not implying anything. I’m just saying that the lack of sexiness in our vehicles is because it’s been applied… *ahem* elsewhere.
Getting run over by a minivan is not as degrading as getting run over by something the size of a Miata or MG Midget.
Sm Dave… Oh… well, I guess that the world is a little safer maybe? I’m only guessing that your uncle endangered the lives of people around him. I’m glad YOU’RE still with us.
Grey… yes, I got a chuckle.
Pete… no, no… not YOUR mini-van… heh-heh. And uh, we’ll leave the sexy-sexy at that.
Yat… Miatas, Midgets? One, I really ought to have a Midget (because it’d be fun to say… Bridgett’s Midget… or Bridgett in a Midget)… but also… if one were to be run over by a Midget or Miata, it’d only be a flesh wound… and you could carry on about your day.
“Identified by dental records…since her teeth were covered in Pop’n Tarts and Junior Minties”.
You do know your Squid, Dada… kudos to you.
Yeah, Mustang, but not by my Mustang.
Uh, that’s some epitaph there, Mouse.
Funny that Randie’s wanting an “attractive” ending as her life is casual, paint covered and unglamorous. You’d think a scrappy work pick-em up truck would be fitting.
Speaking of Randie’s glamour quest…
Is she a natural blonde or a self-made one???
stick… if your everyday life is casual… wouldn’t you want some razzle dazzle in your undoing?
Blonde is natural… of course.
Yeh, a flashy “ending” will give her a story to tell in the after-life.
Good for Randie’s blondeness, but not all blondes are born that way, dontchaknow?
I don’t think Randie could afford to maintain un-natural blonde-ness….not with her spotty income history.
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